Thursday, February 8, 2007

Tired of the Bush Bashing?

I had to have a little fun with this one. I got this "joke" from my little brother Alex. What he sent me is tagged "Yours", What i wrote I tagged "Mine".


BUSH BUMPER STICKERS:

Yours---- 1/20/09: The End of an Error
Mine----- 1/21/09: Are the libs complaining again?

Yours---- 2004: Embarrassed, 2005: Horrified, 2006: Terrified
Mine----- 1998: Embarrassed, 2000 Redeemed, 2001 Horrified, 2002 Justified

Yours---- No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
Mine----- No, Seriously, Hilary ... didn't you vote to invade Iraq?

Yours---- W's Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
Mine----- We need to use bigger weapons

Yours---- Is It Vietnam Yet?
Mine----- Is it Glass yet?

Yours---- Bad President! No Banana.
Mine----- Bad Hilary!!! No Obama.

Yours---- We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
Mine----- We need a pres who will kick some liberal ass!!!

Yours---- Bush -- Like a Rock. ----- Only Dumber.
Mine----- Obama -- like a terrorist -- only weaker

Yours---- They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
Mine----- They call him "W" cause he whoops ass

Yours---- One Nation Under Clod
Mine----- One nation under God - You infidel

Yours---- You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
Mine----- I'm sorry your vote doesn't count

Yours---- Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Crap
Mine----- Bush: A man that forgot he is supposed to be conservative

Yours---- The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
Mine----- The Democratic Party: Our bridge to the Roman Empire

Yours---- Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
Mine----- And why are the liberals leading us there?

Yours---- When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
Mine----- When Clinton Took office, gas was $0.92 and a house was affordable

Yours---- Jail to the Chief
Mine----- Hail to the chief!!! Why would the "dems" mess up this song?


Yours---- What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
Mine----- What part of "Hilary tells the truth" Do you understand?

Yours---- Impeach Cheney First
Mine----- My Gun has killed less people than Kennedy's car

Yours---- At Least Nixon Resigned
Mine----- 1998 At least Nixon Resigned

Yours---- That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
Mine----- I don't want terrorists to have civil liberties

Yours---- America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
Mine----- America: All Terrorists, Under Surveillance

If you would like to add to it please do. The funny thing is I am not a big fan of GW. I think he is too liberal. Under him the size of our government has increased and he has done nothing to secure our borders. Both are problems I think most conservatives would like to see handled by the next administration.

1 comment:

monkeymeter said...

Here is a poll about Bush: Are you anxious for President Bush to get out of office?
Vote as a republican, democrat, other, or non U.S. Citizen.

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